My wedding is on Saturday

My house is dirty, I haven't done my laundry, there's almost no food in the house, and I need to change the sheets on my bed.  I have about 3 hours a day at home when I'm not sleeping and all that time is taken up with cooking, eating, and checking my e-mail.  I still haven't hosed down the kitchen.  My wife will be moving in in 6 days and I want it perfect for her.

Ancient video games

I'm a collector of many things.. bottles, Lego, classic books, board games, and even video games.  I'm not about to list all of them here, but in this house I've moved into, there just isn't any room for them all here.  I need more shelves, or higher shelves, or something.  I really don't want to have to let go of my old video games, and classic computers.

18 days left

So I've had to replace one of my groomsmen, because of money troubles.  It only seemed like a huge deal, but luckily I had an understudy.  I'm not going to start naming names, but all will be revealed in good time. Well in 18 days.  Life has otherwise been all right, and I plan on having a good time until the bills for the wedding roll in.

3 and a half weeks

This marks three and one half weeks from my wedding.  The few things left are buying the pocket squares for my groomsmen, picking up some more ribbon and feathers for the cake, and paying for everything.  The photographer is set, the DJ has his list, and we are just waiting until the end of the week for everyone's RSVP.  We see the hall owner and give our final numbers on the 12th of August, so whoever hasn't responded by then isn't coming.  Our biggest problem is the same problem we've had all along, and that is how do we pay all this wedding stuff off?